Chapter 1: Love
Gohan: Todays topic is...Love. Is it real? Is it fake? Is it all you can take? Love? What everyone secrety desires and what everyone secretly hates.
Vegeta: Love is an overly used word by the human population. I refuse to tell someone I love them when they don't know the true meanning of the word. NONE OF YOU DO! GOHAN IF YOU ASK ME ONE MORE TIME I WILL FUCK YOU INTO THE GROUND AT SSJ3!
Gohan: Do you love me?
Vegeta: THAT'S IT!
Gohan: CRAP! I said that out loud.
Me: Yes you retard. Yes you did. 5 fucking seconds after he told you not to.
Rattiz: I thought he was the smart one.
Bardock: We all did.
King Vegeta: How come he gets to fuck his mate.
Me: It's a free for all King Vegeta, you can fuck your mate too.
Bardock: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU!
King Vegeta: Mmmmm screwing.
Bardock: Meep
Me: *laughing my ass off*
Gohan: *being dragged* *whimper* Help Me Please.
Me: *Still laughing my ass off*
Gohan: Your Chibi needs you!
Me: Kid Broly is here?
Gohan: You didn't.
Me: I replaced you becouse of the incident with my latest robot.
Gohan: HE WAS GROPING ME!
Me: But it was android super 17! *Whine*
Gohan: Just rebuild him.
Me: I'm out of xxx9784 souls becouse your father desided to eat them all.
Goku: Souls yummm...
Me: *Knocking Goku and Rattiz's heads together*
Rattiz: What did I do?
Me: You were the closest.
Rattiz: *Runs of set with newest Space Porn magezine*
Nappa: *Dragging Rattiz back on set*
King Vegeta: *Screwing Bardock*
Bardock: SHIT! FUCK! DAMM! OWWWWWW! CURSE ROYALTY AND THEIR INCURABLE ERGE TO FUCK 3RD CLASSES WITH SPECIAL MIND POWERS!"
Vegeta: *Screwing Gohan*
Gohan: DEAR KAMI HELP ME!
Me: *Laughing my ass off*
Nappa: *Leans over and whispers something you can't hear*
Me: *Nod*
Rattiz and Goku: SHITTTT! RUNNNNN!
Nappa: No! Stay!
Rattiz and Goku: *Look at eachother* HELP US!
Me: *Laughing ass off still*
All Ukes that are here (Gohan, Bardock, Goku, Rattiz): WE HATE YOU LIONNIA GALACTICA!
All Semes that are here (Nappa, King Vegeta, Vegeta): WE LOVE YOU LIONNIA GALACTICA!
Me: HAHAHHAHAHHAH DAMM (Wipes away here laughing tears) You huys can get back to fucking I'm doing the annoncment and going home. 17 darling would you mind?
17: Not at all. This was about love but ended with screwing. Poor Ukes thought they could get an intelegent coversation out of their screwing absested mates.
Semes: dumbasses
Ukes: *whining about soor asses**
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