Sticker Stuck: Chapter 1

I walked a world of paper

Wielding a sticker rapier

Crushing shrooms

Kicking shell

I think this may be Luigi’s hell

You left me with a handout

A paper trail of stickers stuck

A thousand tiny paper cuts

I wish the colors would shut up

Koopas crashin’

Goombas mashin’

Power ups, flower cups

Heart a flitter

Did the crown thing just stutter?

A world in stasis

I visit to reminisce

Crumple it all up

Or make it a collage

Mario is on the stage

Isn’t it odd he doesn’t age?

Luigi must be around someplace

Taking bob-bombs to the face

Peach is not perplexed

Nor Yoshi vexed

To find another stickered star

We wonder where they all are

It’ll cost you 60 hours

And 5 lbs, and a pack of Crazy Daisy flowers

Man I miss my player two

Has that happened to any of you?