That's a whole dragon

 "OK you gotta stop with the Hobbit Quotes."  Trigger growled anxiously, trying to pick safe footing on slippery crystal.

"But you make such a delightful hobbit."  He could almost -hear- the grin (and picture the teeth that went with it. Between the company and the dragon he wasn't actually sure which one was more dangerous.

"Great, find me a ring of invisibility you Ent sized bastard." He snapped back as his shoe slipped slightly. Not the best footing, not the best cover. They'd just have to hope for the best. Better hobbit than dwarf he guessed. He didn't recall things going so well for the dwarves in that book.