lol, you got a point there! They are just too used to have a shining knight to save them! Let them save themselves for a change! Hey it could make an interesting fairytale! The damsel in distress...grow a brain and save herself! Your welcome Guestie...by the way nice avatar!
Bone idle and lazy! Simple as that... so inactive in fact that when she eventually does get rescued, she'll be so morbidly obese that it'll take a crane to take her out of her lofty tower... unbelievable!!
Then why was that one I rescued last week built like a pregnant hippo and shoveling curry into her gaping maw?! My trusty steed's spine was snapped like a toothpick...
hum, maybe it was her natural complexion! Maybe she's the Curry Princess! Poor horsey, send him to me, i'll fix his spine with my stems cells! Me im not princess ,im a witch!