Bone idle and lazy! Simple as that... so inactive in fact that when she eventually does get rescued, she'll be so morbidly obese that it'll take a crane to take her out of her lofty tower... unbelievable!!
Then why was that one I rescued last week built like a pregnant hippo and shoveling curry into her gaping maw?! My trusty steed's spine was snapped like a toothpick...
hum, maybe it was her natural complexion! Maybe she's the Curry Princess! Poor horsey, send him to me, i'll fix his spine with my stems cells! Me im not princess ,im a witch!