I need Sketch poses! Please Help or you suck!

Hey all! I need your help! I don't care if you're an artist or not. I'm not asking for anything hard. What i need is a pose sketch, or pose sketches depending on how many you're willing to do. They don't have to be anatomically correct. They can be in the shape of humans ,animals or monsters, they can be oddly shaped : e.i. it has animal hine leg ,and one are is longer then they other.

I don't care what you do it on. Photoshop, paint, pencil and paper I just need it to be seeable. What I'm gonna do with them is draw some ideas i have for new characters on them ,and some of them aren't human ,so let your imagination sore on these. You will be crediting when i upload them to various art sites like SA.N PD/RC and others. This shouldn't take more then less then 5 mins or maybe even 5 seconds of your time so "I'm too busy" is no excuse. I need them ASAP. Note i will have to print these out so please don't make them too big or too small. Thanks to those that help. To those that don't: You're a bunch of lousy FUCKS! And i mean VERY lousy fucks. If you call yourself my friend (you're watching me and all) then you should help. I'm not asking for money or anything. Just MUCH less then 5 mins of your time.

What are pose lines?

Pose lines are "skeletons" of your drawing. You draw them first then when you've added the other elements to the work you erase them. Only people that use pose lines will probully understand that.