Malachai and Anzo Rp's: Knitting

This smut started off as us just being random... as usual... neither of us planned for it to develope into anything, but then Anzo got a bee in his bonnet over being ignored and... well... fun ensued... and yes I do have a sick and twisted mind, thank you very much. *goes back to knitting. snerk*

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Anzo says:

MONKEYS!!!!

 

Malachai said:

WHERE?!?!?!?!?

 

Anzo says:

THERE! *points*

 

Malachai said:

ooooh!!! :: stares in the direction of the point::

 

Anzo says:

*Molests Mal from behind while he's distracted by the cardboard cut-outs that mysteriously got put up a few minutes ago*

 

Malachai said:

Hey, monkeys! oh---ooooooooh head buddy!!! mmmm

 

Anzo says:

heheheh

 

Malachai said:

::looks back and forth between the cut-outs and Anzo:: monkeys! head buddy! monkeys! head buddy! monkeys! head buddy! OH! I can't decide!!!!

 

Anzo says:

*slides hands inside of his friends pants and slowly rubs the length of his awakening member*

 

Malachai said:

mmm.. can.... can the monkeys do that?

>.>

 

Anzo says:

*sighs and abruptly pulls his hand out of Mal's pants before turning and walking away, muttering under his breath about stupid friends not knowing the difference between a real and fake monkey*

 

Malachai said:

but..... monkey! :: pouts:: and I know they're fake! Jesus, if they were real, they'd be slingin' shit at us already!!

 

Anzo says:

*keeps walking while shouting over his shoulder* I guess that makes you pretty stupid for missing out on sex because of some cut-out monkeys!..... Never gonna live that down!

 

Malachai said:

HEY!!!! I’ll still take the sex!! ::runs after his friend::

 

Anzo says:

*sighs* Dunno that I'm in the mood after being ignored for some FAKE monkeys! *feigns disinterest*

 

Malachai said:

::catches up to him, grabbing his wrist:: I’m sorry, Anzo. I was foolin' around

 

Anzo says:

*raises an eyebrow and smirks* Actually I believe that's what 'I' was trying to do! *Grins wickedly*

 

Malachai said:

::grins back:: so I felt

 

Anzo says:

*suddenly frowns and pouts* Monkeys are still over there *points to the monkeys* Sure you wouldn’t rather play with them?

 

Malachai said:

maybe I want a wallaby, instead?

 

Anzo says:

*sighs and turns away before Mal sees him grin cheekily* Sorry, no Wallabies... just monkeys and a sexy God who you should bow down to and worship!

 

Malachai said:

::falls to his knees and kisses Anzo’s hand:: oh great sex god, please forgive me?

 

Anzo says:

*can't help but burst out laughing* Are you always so easy to get on your knees? *pokes tongue out at him and raises an eyebrow*

 

Malachai said:

:: smirks:: around you? fuck yes

 

Anzo says:

hn... good to know *runs a hand down Mal's cheek before brushing his hair back and grabbing a fistful to drag the smaller man’s head back as he bends down and claims his lips in a soft kiss*

 

Malachai said:

::he moans a bit as his hair is pulled, then kisses Anzo back::

 

Anzo says:

Fuck you're soo sexy... *pulls on the hair harder, forcing his head back further as he deepens the kiss, forcing his tongue into his friends hot wet mouth with a moan. Completely uncaring of whether there was anyone else around*

 

Malachai said:

::the sudden deepness of the kiss and the feeling of Anzo’s tongue in his mouth makes Chai moan in return, running his hands across his friend's body::

 

Anzo says:

*Anzo slowly straightened up without breaking the kiss so that his friends would have to follow him into a standing position. As soon as they were both up Anzo started to slowly walk forward until he had Mal backed up against a tree, his tongue still delving into his delicious mouth*

 

Malachai said:

::Chai twirled his tongue around Anzo’s, grabbing his ass as they hit the tree, suddenly not caring if anyone saw anything::

 

Anzo says:

*He groaned into the kiss as his ass was squeezed and he ran his own hands down to Mal's perfect, tight little arse to grab two handfuls of the flesh then lifted him up. He encouraged his friend to wrap his legs around his waist and then gasped into the kiss as their groins lined up and their erections were pressed together*

 

Malachai said:

::Chai broke the kiss, shuddering at the contact, and ground his crotch against Anzo’s. he let out a small growl, loving the sensation, but wanting more:: 

 

Anzo says:

*As soon as the kiss was broken, Anzo latched onto the pulse point on the side of Mal's neck and started to suck and nibble on it. As one arm helped to hold him up against the tree, the other started exploring, by sliding under the shirt to map out all of the lines and muscles of his friends chest* You taste good... I always did like Indian food *he grinned against the neck with a teasing light in his eyes as he waited for Mal to bitch about not being THAT type of Indian, or something along those lines*

 

Malachai said:

::Chai was almost too distracted by the nibbling and touches to his skin to notice Anzo’s comment...but then it sunk it:: ya damn dingo! wrong kind. I’m a whoowhoowhoo Indian ::he let go of Anzo’s ass with one hand to beat it against his mouth:: not a dot-head Indian! aww man.... now I want some fry bread! damn, why'd ya have to get me horny AND hungry?!?!

 

Anzo says:

*Anzo snickered against his friends neck and decided to distract him instead by rolling his pebbled nipples between his fingers as he rubbed their erections together through their clothing and continued to lavish his neck*

 

Malachai said:

::Chai squeezed his legs tighter around Anzo, removing the other hand from his ass and ran both of his hands into his friend's long, red hair, pulling just enough to get a hopefully desirable reaction::

 

Anzo says:

*The pull on his hair caused Anzo to thrust harder against his friend, the friction causing him to gasp and then growl as he let his breath out* Oh fuck... *He started to fumble a little desperately with the closure on his friends pants before being able to pull out his dripping erection and wrap his fingers around it to give it a squeeze*

 

Malachai said:

::Chai moaned as his friend squeezed his cock, face and ears turning a slight shade of red:: fuck, ya "gingah" Aussie.... can't get enough of me?

 

Anzo says:

 *Anzo smirked* well I could stop if you want? *He asked in a deep rumbling purr. Then without waiting for an answer he let go of his friends cock and moved so he could hook both arms in under his legs, before hoisting him further up the tree so that the other mans legs were over his shoulders and Anzo, without warning, wrapped his lips around the head of the penis now in front of him, lapping up

 the salty pre cum leaking from the slit, while he kept a tight grip on his friends legs to make sure he didn't fall*

 

Malachai says:

  no! no! no, don't stop! please! ::Chai almost whined, getting a thrill from both the danger of falling -which was actually one of his fears- and the possibility of getting caught.  he pulled harder at Anzo’s hair, moaning just a little too loud::

 

Anzo says:

 *Anzo chuckled around the cock in his mouth before diving down to take in the whole length, in one go. He hummed teasingly as he moved his head back, only to repeat the same action again, before speeding up his movements, but without taking the cock down his throat*

 

Malachai says:

 ::Chai let go of Anzo’s hair with one hand, wrapping the other around the tree behind him.  he bucked his hips up against Anzo’s mouth just a bit, not sure what would happen if he caught his friend by surprise, risking the potential of being dropped on his ass::

 

Anzo says:

 *Anzo moaned at his friends enthusiastic reaction and started sucking him harder and faster, letting his friends thrusting hips and the hand in his hair guide him, as much as he could, in what he wanted*

 

Malachai says:

 ::he breathed heavily, pressing his head back against the tree behind him, and thrust his hips up faster, encouraged by Anzo’s oh so pleasurable mouth::   mmm jesus... do ya know what we'd get if we were caught?

 

Anzo says:

 *Anzo hummed in reply, sending vibrations along his length. It wasn't like the man really expected an answer, at least not if the grip on his hair and the continued thrusting of his hips was any indication. He reached both arms up to pinch and tease his nipples, trapping the other mans legs over Anzo's shoulders, making sure he wasn't going anywhere unless Anzo did too*

 

Malachai says:

 ::Chai took Anzo’s humming as a muffled "mm-hmm" and smirked.  he really seemed to be getting off on the exhibitionism.  then he moaned as Anzo teased his nipples, goosebumps popping up on his skin::

 

Anzo says:

 *Anzo knew they had to hurry, the thrill of being caught was great, but the reality if they actually were caught was not great. He knew he was gonna end up having to go elsewhere to take care of his straining manhood, but he wanted to get his friend off, he wanted... needed to taste him. So he growled around his cock, sending a shock of heavy vibrations up the length before dragging his mouth back

 with his teeth lightly grazing the shaft to add a threat of pain to the mix hoping it would be just the right combination to bring his friend over the edge*

 

Malachai says:

 ::Chai wasn't quite sure why his friend was so being so overly eager, but he had a feeling it had to do with the real possibility of being caught.  the vibrations coming from Anzo’s mouth made their way up Chai's cock, and were almost too much to bear...then came the teeth.  thankfully, he was a little more used to it this time, and Anzo was more gentle.  but still... the sensation...::  FUCK!!!

 ::Chai bucked his hips up again, twitching and moaning, then filled his friend's mouth with his cum::

 

Anzo says:

 *Anzo moaned as his mouth was flooded with the salty essence of his friend’s sex and he swallowed it down greedily, not wanting to lose any of it. Once the man was spent he meticulously licked his length clean before slowly lowering him to the ground on shaky legs* Mmmm, that was tasty *He purred as he licked his lips and leant forward for another kiss, stopping mere inches from his lips with a

 smile*

 

Malachai says:

 ::Chai grabbed the back of Anzo’s head, pulling him even closer, their lips faintly brushing::  it was pretty damn good from this end, too

 

Anzo says:

 *Anzo hmm'd happily as he returned the kiss before standing up straight and helping Mal to get tucked away and straightened up again. It took him a little while to hear it over the panting and heavy breathing of their excitement, but eventually Anzo started to hear a clicking sound. He slowly turned around to see what it was... directly across from where they were standing was a park bench....

 and sitting on the park bench, happily knitting away as she smiled at them sweetly was a little old lady. Anzo blanched, his erection suddenly wasn't an uncomfortable issue any more as it seemed to wilt in mortification.* Oh gods *He whispered as he stared in horror as the lady put her knitting away and got up from the bench to walk towards them. Anzo was absolutely lost for words... a very rare

 occasion.. But the lady simply stopped in front of them and continued to smile sweetly before speaking in a quiet, age worn voice*

You boys have done my heart good, to see such passion and vigor *she sighed lightly* I remember when I used to be that agile she tilted her head to the side to speak to Malachai* and my hair was just as brown and silky... such beautiful hair *she whispered as Anzo stood there with his mouth gaping* Such beautiful boys, such beautiful hair, such passion and enthusiasm... aaaah to be young again. Can't imagine how anyone could think such a beautiful coupling could be disgusting. You've done my heart good boys... you've done my heart good! *She rambled on as she turned and walked away. Anzo continued to stand there with his eyes and mouth wide open, not believing that something so quirky had just transpired... They'd been watched... by a little old perve-LADY!*

 

Malachai says:

 ::Chai stood there, stock-still, and eyes wide as the little old lady carried on with her spiel, then watched her leave and stared up at Anzo.  he blinked a few times, then doubled over in loud, roaring laughter:: OH MY GOOD LORD!!!!

 

Anzo says:

 *Anzo blinked and slowly turned to Mal* HOLY FUCK... DID THAT REALLY JUST HAPPEN!!? *He said as he collapsed on the ground in fits of laughter, unable to stop the mirthful tears streaming down his face*

 

Malachai says:

 I..... I dunno, man! that was too.....WOW!  glad to know there're open folks of that generation, yeah?  ::all this was said between snorts and giggles of laughter::

 

Anzo says:

 Oh good lord... *Anzo was still breathlessly laughing* I think I.... really need... a beer after that! *He said as he slowly stood*

 

Malachai says:

 ::wiping tears from his eyes, he clapped his friend on the back:: Anzo, buddy, after that one, I’ll buy ya two

 

Anzo says:

 *Anzo started off laughing again as he flung an arm around his friends shoulder and started to head towards the nearest pub* That's gonna be one of those stories that will never die in my memory!

 

Malachai says:

 ::Chai wrapped his arm around Anzo’s shoulder as well:: all we'll have to say is... "old lady in the park" and we'll be rollin' again!

 

Anzo says:

 BWAHAHAHAAA.. No one is gonna have a clue why that is soo funny! Aaaah that's fuckin hilarious!

 

Malachai says:

 ::he holds his side, laughing hard:: inside jokes are the best.  ::he looks up at Anzo, and snorts, raising a hand to wipe at his friend's mouth:: ya missed a spot

 

Anzo says:

 *Anzo blinked at him before snickering* I'm surprised the little old lady didn't clean it off for me!

 

Malachai says:

 yeah, she'd probably want it as a souvenir! ::Chai looked at his hand, then at his surroundings, shrugged, and licked the mess off::

 

Anzo says:

 *Anzo smiled as he watched his friend clean his finger, then leant in and gave him a quick kiss before they headed into the bar for some drinks and hopefully a little more action later on that night*