100 shots of RukiHime: Boredom and Nintendo

It's the second week of summer vacation. Rukia invited Orihime to the Kuchiki house. But, due to possible trap doors, Byakuya told them to stay in the living room, hoping Yachiru won't make them hide around under the hundreds of trap doors she made. It's as if Yachiru is Bleach's version of King Boo. Instead, she screws with the home with trap doors while King Boo screws around by rearranging the rooms in the mansion. Both methods would fool anyone unless their luck was high.

"For a kid, she's rather clever, Kuchiki-san."

"I should pay Yachiru to install trapdoors in Ichigo's room."

"Is it becau-"

"Yes. It took me nine washes for the red hair dye to come off. I mean. I don't hate the color red. I just think the color works only if it's Renji."

"Well...you did dye his hair black for shinigami twin day and he got stuck with Hisagi-san."

"Cause Shuehei was desperate and people changed their hair styles or bought wigs to look like their twin day partner anyway. It would be stupid to get a wig like Ichigo's hair but black. The black hair dye was more fun."

"Yeah, but he didn't go to school for two days because of that."

"Some pride bullcrud is why, correct?"

"You know guys can be like that at times."

"Yeah. I mean, it was for a fun occasion. Besides,if any shinigami photo leaked out in the world of the living, Ichigo's safe from harm. We even put color contacts so he wouldn't be recognized."

"Shirogetsu-kun was ticked."

"Ichigo's hollow? That's cause his gigai looked nothing like himself but it saves the trouble of multiple showers to wipe off hair dye and body paint. Also, he hated wearing white sclera contacts with grey irises. He was cursing under his breath for hours."

"Were they called the Hisagi-kun triplets?" Orihime asked as she giggled.

"Something like that."

The two were silent for about fifteen minutes until Rukia asked, "Want to play in my room?"

"Yeah. Why not? What do you play?"

"I have what you humans call, a wii. Heh, main female characters like you and me get these things."

"Oooooh! What games do you have, Kuchiki-san!"

"Did someone say games?"

Suddenly, the floor at the corner moved up. Yachiru no doubt. But, she had a friend of hers with green hair and a broken hollow mask. Not to mention, she's around Yachiru's height. "Can we play wit u two, wukia-san?"

Rukia sighed. "Sure. Which game do you want to play. The Mario squad from Nintendo traded with us this week. We gave some of ours for some of theirs. The characters automatically unlocked when trading but the storyline is still required for each game. After the week is over, we trade back our games and do another squad."

"Why not the Shonen Jump category?"

"We did one with the Naruto squad last week, Yachiru. DragonBall Squad is next week. Since it's Orihime's first time in my house, she gets to pick a Mario game."

"Hm...How about Mario Party 8! Looks rather fun!"

I tested it out this morning, Nel and Yachiru would hate the minigames for sure."

"Mario Kart?"

"Team battle."

"Kuchiki-chan! Can I be your partner and Nel can be booby-chan's partner? It's no fair since you two are bigger than us."

"You don't mind, do you, Inoue?"

"Eh? Of course not!"

"Oh right! Each time games are traded, we get up to four costumes from the franchises we traded with. Let's get in costume, Inoue."

After a few minutes, the four girls got in their respective mario costumes. Yachiru and Nel were dressed as baby Mario and baby Luigi, respectively. Rukia and Orihime were dressed as Mario and Luigi respectively. Rukia thought Orihime should've been Peach but she got the Mario Brothers costume deal without thinking it through. Oh well. Orihime makes a pretty decent Luigi when it came to happy expressions. Rukia turned the TV on while Yachiru and Nel placed the four wii remotes in four wii wheels. After reaching to the character selection, the girls selected the characters based on the costume they wore. After picking the karts/bikes, Yachiru and Rukia were team red while Orihime and Nel were team blue. Go karts...that's mere preference. "Alright. Which circuit, girls?" Rukia asked.

"Les pick tha Dayzy circus."*

"Star cup, Nel-chan."

"Seems fair."

"What about the Special cup, Rukia-chan?"

"Ehh. Rainbow Road's rather fishy. Let's stick with Star cup. We'll do Special circuit later."

"Yay!"

Throughout the four race tracks, the four girls kept turning their wii wheels as well as their bodies when drifting. Yachiru got the most power ups from using bullet bills to reach the top seven to throwing red shells at Nel's player, a koopa, and donkey kong. Rukia reached first place. The moment she was about to reach the finish line in Daisy circuit, Nel activated the first place bomb, giving Daisy (blue team) and Orihime's player to advance past Rukia's player, putting Rukia in third. Yachiru caught up to at least fourth place. But then they got some points back from Koopa Cape to at least beat Orihime and Nel by five points. Yachiru gave pay back with more red shells and bombs to hold Orihime and Nel below the top five. It was a bigger advantage because King boo (red team) took fourth place with only Yoshi (blue team) in third. They all struggled through the last two courses, none of them making it to the top three. Rukia and Yachiru won by a mere three points. "To the special cup, girls!"

"Yahoo!" Cheered Orihime, Nel, and Yachiru.

"Please don't make a ruckus over there. It was fine cause it was Yachiru that time," Byakuya said.

"Ooops. Sorry, nii-sama."

"Rukia-chan. How come you didn't get Bya-kun to play with you?" asked Yachiru. "Bya-kun's missing out!"

"He prefers to do...quiet activities."

"Let's go! Hime and I will win tis one, will we, Hime?"

"Yeah, Nel-chan. We'll win for sure," Orihime said with her determination face on, much like Ichigo's smile when drawn with Renji.

During the Dry Dry Ruins, Yachiru fell behind cause she went to the left side during the start of the race while everyone went to the right.

After the cup, blue team won by two points. Yachiru saw the chappy clock on the wall. "Five thirty? Come on Nel-chan! We gotta go back before the others see you. At least Ken doesn't mind you around squad 11 barracks."

"Ok. See you guys next time. Bye Nel-chan, bye Yachiru-chan!" Orihime shouted.

They ran in the closet to change their clothes back and went out the room. Rukia and Orihime were wondering what to do until one of the two picked up a different Mario game. "Super Mario Bros for the Wii, Kuchiki-san?"

"Sure. Let's do it."

Rukia puts the disk inside after removing the Mario Kart disk and putting it back in its game box. Orihime removed the wii remotes off and placed the wii wheels back in the shelf next to the wii. After pressing start, Rukia selected two player. Orihime picked Luigi and Rukia couldn't pick cause player one is Mario by default. "Let's go, Inoue!"

"Yeah!"

The two played endlessly. Almost beating world six, each having used two continues. Byakuya popped in. "You two it's 2 a.m. ! Rukia, you know very well there's no holiday tomorrow and Orihime has to go back home now."

"We're almost there, nii-sama. We just need one more castle!"

"Inoue's friends have been in my house for two hours now! The ryoka and his twin are asleeep next to eachother."

"Eh? Let's quick save. We can call it a day, Kuchiki-san."

"Alright. I needed some shut eye anyway. Bye, Inoue."

"Well, I gotta cha-"

"Keep it. It's too big for me anyway."

"Really? Thanks!"

"No problem, Inoue. See you next time."

"Yep. Bye, Kuchiki-san!~"

Orihime left out the room to see her friends in the living room. "Sorry, guys. Kuchiki-san and I overdid our fun today."

"Ngh..." Both Ichigo and Shirogetsu woke up, Ichigo pushing Shirogetsu off him, causing Shirogetsu to land face flat on the floor. What up with the green and blue?" Ichigo asked.

"Eh heh heh...long story, Kurosaki-kun."

"Take a hint with the cap that has a big 'L' staring at your face, Kurosaki."

"Shut up, four eyes!"

"Kuchiki-san makes a decent Mario I have to admit."

"Eh? Rukia? As Mario? That makes a whole lot of sense in terms of her size," Ichigo said, snickering.

"You do know you're asking for a cranky shinigami to kick your ass, right, Kurosaki?" Uuryu questioned.

"Bah. Next thing you know she'll get an ice powerup since her sword is ice based like Toshiro's."

"Technically, his is water based that can switch between solid or liquid state while Rukia is purely ice based," Chad pointed out.

"I knew that. But, he's rather colder than Rukia so I considered his ice-based too."

"If personality equals powerup, wouldn't yours be fire based due to your temper?"

"Shaddap! We'd burn your quincy ass eith'r way."

"I blame fate for making two Kurosakis. To think one was enough."

"You have five seconds to leave my house and go back to the world of the living," Byakuya said, in a deep tone, cherry blossom petals floating in the air around him, a vein mark appearing.

All eyes turned to see Byakuya. "Right! Come on guys! As Kuchiki-san said, let's goooooooooo!" Orihime said, dashing out through the front door while her male comrades caught up to her.

The nakama immediately ran out the house. They ran straight through the portal, Orihime using the triangle shield so they all won't fall face flat on the floor. Hmm...we should have fun like this a lot! Had so much fun today!~ Orihime thought.

A/N-I really didn't feel like explaining some of the courses and I don't really play Mario Kart for the Wii very often simply because I keep forgetting how to drift. So, if I got anything wrong in that part, let me know. Four down, ninety-six more to go. Ugh. They way I said it sounds like it would take years to finish this one. But, I REFUSE to back down!