I Eat Art Thieves

Posted Oct 2, 2005, 8:47:19 PM
Yeah, that's me. With Sesshou's stripes and blood spattered in the background. The socks are messed up, but I generally like this piece.

Explination:
I was talking to a friend who had just discovered some of her art had been stolen. By another of our friends. (WTF?! How stupid can you be?) So I got up and drove over to his house and pretty much just invited myself in.

I proceeded to scream at him and rant and rave. In an attempt to make a joke out of everything, he says "Wow, you're like Sesshoumaru when you're pissed." So I broke out my purple eye shadow and painted Sesshou stripes on my cheeks. I snarled some more and then left. He's a jerk.

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  • Oct 2, 2005
    OMG! "I eat art theives" This is HILARIOUS!!! hahaha! I love it! I love all the blood, and the smeared hand prints down the wall like someone was trying to get away. I wholeheartedly agree with you, art theives deserve their very own reserved circle in hell. GREAT job!! Laughing Big Smile
    • Oct 2, 2005
      Glad you like it. I say we petition the devil for a new circle. Or God. Not quite sure how that would work. Get ourselves a special place for all the bastard art thieves in the world.

      I lurve my blood-splatter brushes. ^_^ Especially those hand-print smears you like, too.
  • Oct 3, 2005
    Hehe, EBS! You're so funny! I think tghis should deter any potential art thieves hahaha! lol. Oh, you're scary Saiko! ^_^ Hmm... what kind of brushes are these?
    • Oct 3, 2005
      The brushes are blood splatter brushes. I found them on a random brush site. I'll link y'all to the site in the forums or something when I rediscover from wence they came.
  • Oct 5, 2005
    awesome! the pic and the story! great job, plagerists are so stupid- this one sounds dumber than most
    • Oct 5, 2005
      God, he was an idiot. I don't talk to him anymore.
  • Dec 30, 2005
    I so love and agree with this! I love it love it! Very good! It just bugs the crap outta me when people steal other peoples work. I love how you freaked out on the guy. I would have done the same thing. Very nice.

    p.s. I think the socks look great! ;)
    • Dec 31, 2005
      idiots like that deserve to be freaked out, lol. glad you like it! thanks for the love.
  • Apr 17, 2006
    Love the blood spatter (naturally) and the facial expression. Art theives suck, and the one you mentioned sounds like a major idiot. Annoyed Good picture, though! Thumbs Up
    • Apr 30, 2006
      He is a major idiot. Most art theives are. Glad you enjoy the pic, though!
      • Apr 30, 2006
        They are at that. Slant And I'm glad you drew it! Big Smile
  • May 13, 2006
    Lmao! I've never stolen anyone's or have seen anyone steal someone else's but hey, I'd probably look just as mad if it happened. Laughing
    • May 13, 2006
      Be glad it's never happened to you--it's terribly annoying to sort everything out when it does happen. Let this be a warning! lol...
  • May 14, 2006
    Hahaha, awesome
  • Apr 11, 2007
    After I finished playing poker with Satan last week, I actually asked him where art thieves go after they die.
    (They actually get their ears repeatedly cut off by Van Gogh!)

    Great work on this! HILARIOUS!
  • Nov 30, 2010
    me too i hate art theives