Attack of the Evil Boxer Short: A Star Wars Parody

Chapter 3

 

The Star Wars Parody

 

 

Sometime in the future, in a galaxy close to Uranus…

 

 

War has begun!!! It has been 60 years since Mike defeated Bob, the evil boxer short. Unfortunately, Bob was able to call reinforcements from the planet Shakim, and they have been at war ever since. The Humans scored a large victory over the Empire by stealing the plans to their newest death machine the Pants Star! When they thought they were safe, a Boxer short cruiser caught up to the princesses ship, and captured it…

 

 

Everyone was in a panic on the ship. Soldiers rushed to the door to prepare for the invasion of the ship. Two droids, known as 3-pee-pee-o and R-poo, were traveling down the halls. “What are you doing R-poo? Where are you going?”, asked 3-pee-pee-o in his usual worried tone. “Beep booo bip” replied R-poo, not really paying attention to him. “What do you mean you have a mission?” asked 3-pee-pee-o. R-poo didn’t pay any attention and wheeled himself into a room, where he found the princess. 3-pee-pee-o walked in to find the princess giving him a message and then going to hide. 3-pee-pee-o saw as R-poo enter one of the escape pods and quickly followed him saying, “I’m not going to like this one bit.” As they prepared for launch, the doors to the ship were blasted open, and white boxer shorts rushed in and quickly overran the ship. As the smoke cleared, a black boxer short with a cape walked into the room, looking at the bodies on the ground. He found a survivor and picked him up by the neck, choking him. “Where are the plans that you stole from our ship!” he said tightening his grip. “We have…no plans. We are on a diplomatic mission.” said the man trying to breath. “I have no need for liars.” he said killing him. A boxer short in a grey uniform walked up to him and said, “Lord Downy, an escape pod has just been launched, but there were no life forms aboard.” said the man in gray. “They must have hid the plans on it, send down a retrieval party.” said Lord Downy as he walked away. On the other side of the ship, boxer shorts were searching the escape pod room when they noticed the princess. “Hey there she is, set for stun.” one of them said as they changed their weapons. The princess took this chance and moved from her hiding place, and shot most of them down with her blaster. Unfortunately there were too many and they shot her down. “Don’t worry, she’ll be alright. Let’s take her to Lord Downy.” one of them said. Meanwhile on the planet, R-poo and 3-pee-pee-o made their way across the desert. “Oh we are both doomed!” 3-pee-pee-o shouted. Before they knew it, a giant vehicle came by and picked them up. “Oh no what are we going to do R-poo” asked 3-pee-pee-o.

 

 

Well that’s all for now. If you haven’t already noticed I’m parodying episode 4 so it’s going to take a while to get it all done.