DBZ Funniness: Episode 1

Let's set the scene... Rattiz and Gohan are standing next to an unconcious Goku.

Rattiz: Uncle Rattiz is Pissed! (TFS borrowed by me)

Gohan lightly touches his tail. Rattiz's tail retracts as he yells...

Rattiz: "RETRACTABLE TAIL!"

Gohan "I did it!" He jumps up and down happly.

Krillin walks over.

Krillin: "I'm a fire 'n my laser!"

Krillin hits Gohan, who screams. Krillin rubs his hands together.

Krillin: "Time for my revenge."

 

*Flash Back*

Rattiz: Tail slaps krillin yelling "Bitch Slap!"

Krillin screams.

*End Flash Back*

Rattiz in the backgroud grunting in pain trying to pull his tail out of his ass.

Krillin: "That Sucked."

Rattiz finally pulls his tail out.

Rattiz: Slaps Krillin with his tail (Covered in shit) "Crap Slap!"

Vegeta walks on screen.

Vegeta: "Now it's time for the own count. Krillin own count 45 billion, Rattiz own count 45, Gohan own count..." Gets inturapted by Gohan.

Gohan: IT'S OVER 9 FUCKING THOSAND!!!! And to be exact Krillin's own count is 45 billion and 1."

Vegeta: "SHUT UP THE FUCK UP!" He slaps Gohan with his tail "Bitch Slap." "Now your own count is 9,002 you MOTHERFUCKING EDIOT BOY!"

Narrater goes on screen infront of them, everyong exsept the narrater is frozen in place.

Narrater: "Will Gohan survive Vegeta's bitch slapping? Will Krillin's own count ever stop climbing? Will Goku ever wake the FUCK UP?! Goku that was you queue to wake up."

Goku sits up while everyone else is still frozen in place.

Goku: "NO FUCKING WAY!"

Narrater: "You just did."

Goku: "FUCK!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: Did you like it?

Gohan, Goku, and Rattiz: NOOOO! This the story that we're afraid of.

Vegeta: What's your problem I like this story.

Gohan: That's becouse I'm so weak in this story you can beat me up.

Me: MUSES AND EXTRAS GET BACK ON STAGE! WE HAVE ANOTHER PREFORMANCE IN 5!

Gohan: But we were just on.

Me: Next one Vegeta beats the shit out of you.

Warning: ALERT! ALERT! NEXT CH. SHORT AS HELL! ALERT! ALERT! NEXT CH. SHORT AS HELL! ALERT! ALER-

Me: *Inturapting* SHUT UP WARNING!

Vegeta: Who's that?

Me: My pet robot. He's a little dramatic.

THE END OF CH. 1