DBZ Funniness: Special Episode 1: Space Porn

Gohan: *whimper* "Lionnia says" *whimper* "that this episode" *whimper* "is very" *whimper* "tramatizing" *whimper* "to my dad." *whimper*

 

Let's set the scene... Rattiz is reading his Space Porn when Goku walks in. Goku looks over his shoulder.

Goku: "AHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Rattiz: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"

Goku runs out of the room to find a place to hide. He settles for underneth the table. He curls up in a ball rocking back and forth. Gohan walks in.

Gohan: "What happened?"

Goku: "Rattiz, Space Porn, WHAAAA, tramatized, terrified, scared."

Gohan: "It can't be that bad." (Since he basically is Vegeta's private porn show)

Vegeta: "GOHAN! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!"

Gohan: *sigh* "As I said, it can't be that bad."

Vegeta: "GOHAN!"

Gohan: "Coming."

Goku: "Have fun."

Gohan: "I hate you."

Goku goes back to rocking back and forth. Gohan is walking out when Vegeta walks in.

Vegeta: "I told you to come."

Gohan: *Whimpers* "I was coming."

Vegeta: "WHAT THE HELL WAS KEEPING YOU?!"

Gohan: "Look under the table."

Vegeta: *Looks under table* "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Goku: "Rattiz, Space Porn, WHAAAA, tramatized, terrified, scared."

Vegeta: "RATTIZ!"

Rattiz: *Walks in* "What?"

Vegeta: "I think you broke him."

Rattiz: "He walked in on me reading my space porn. I'll fix him." *Bitch Slaps Goku with tail*

Goku: "Space Porn scares me."

Rattiz: "That usually works."
Nappa: "RAAAAAATTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!"

Rattiz: "Fuck! Hide me!" Hides under table with Goku.

Nappa: *walks in* "Where's Rattiz?"

Vegeta: "Hiding under the table."

Gohan: *FacePalm* "I'm 4 and I know that hiding under the table is stupid. Shouldn't they have figured that out by now?"

Vegeta:"No becouse you're a smartass bitch, your fathers a slut, and your uncle is a perverted bitch. You only know becouse your a smartass."

Gohan: "YEAH! I'm a smartass!"

Vegeta: "But your still my" *growls* "Bitch."

Gohan: *Sigh* "I know."

Nappa: "RATTIZ! Come out and I'll make it nice."

Rattiz is rocking under the table with his brother. (Perfectly in time actually, hmmm... they must have reached the same level of fear)

Nappa: "OUT!"

Rattiz: "No." *Backs up*

Nappa grabs his tail and pulls him out.

Rattiz: *looks at Vegeta* "I hate you."

Gohan: "We all do."

Vegeta: *slaps Gohan's ass with his tail* "Bitches talk when spoken to, never else."

Gohan: "Yes, sir."

Vegeta: *raps tail around Gohan's waist and lifts him up.* "Nappa, go fuck Rattiz and Kakarrot."

Nappa: "YEAH!"

Goku and Rattiz: *Whimper* "FUCK!"

Vegeta walks out the door with Gohan.

Narrater: "Massive rape approaching alert. Did you enjoy our special episode? Comments are appretiated. Flames make us kill you fast. Flags make us kill you fast."

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: *smirks* Gohan what's wrong?

Gohan: Vegeta's in heat and is raping me 4 to 5 times a day instead of twice.

Me: Ohhhh... Who knew.

Gohan: You made him go into heat! He didn't need too! BITCH!

Me: *slap* Calm down it only lasts through THIS episode.

Gohan: And what am I supposed to do till next episode?

Me: Be happy your not your father or your uncle. Since their getting fucked by Nappa.

Gohan: True.