DBZ Funniness: Episode 3

Let's set the scene...(Yeah! I spelled scene right maybe there's hope for me after all) Everyone (including Nappa) is sitting around some bolders.

Gohan: "DADDY HELP!"

Goku: *Looks beord* "I can't do anything he's my brother.

Vegeta: *Takes break* "We're not related."

Goku: "Okay, KRILLIN!"

Krillin: "I'M A FIRE 'N MY LASER!" *Hits Gohan*

Goku: "YOU EDIOT! YOU HIT GOHAN!"
Krillin: "I was trying too. He's annoying."

Goku: "True. But YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HIT VEGETA!"

Krilin: "I'M A FIRE 'N MY LASER!"

Goku dodges and puts his hands infront of Krillin.

Goku: "DRAGON BALL Z GO!" dragon ball apears in hand and goes through Krillin. Fight continues.

Gohan: "DADDY! HELP ME!"

Goku: *grunt* "Kind of in a fight here."

Gohan: "But he's raping me."

Goku: "I don't give a crap."
Gohan: "Mommies gonna kill you."

Goku: "Krillin's gonna kill me, if you don't shut up."

Gohan: "Okay."

Vegeta: "Boom! Goes the dianamite."

Narrater: "And Gohan's been raped. Tune in next time to see the damage it has on his self-estime (If he ever had any)."

Vegeta: "TURN THE CAMERAS OFF! I NEED TO RAPE MY NEW BITCH!"

Gohan struggles gagged and tied up in the background.

Cameras turn off.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: Next we have a very special episode called 'Special Episode 1: Space Porn'

Rattiz: GIMME BACK MY SPACE PORN!

Me: *Flys over his head* No! Bad Perverted Rattiz! You destroyed Warning so I have to have Gohan give the warnings.

Rattiz: What's wrong with that?

Me: DO YOU KNOW! HOW LONG! IT TAKES! TO GET HIM! TOO STOP! WHIMPERING! WELL DO! YOU!

Rattiz: *whimper* No Princess Lionnia.

Me: STOP CALLING ME THAT!

Rattiz: Yes my lady.

Me: FUCK! I'M SURRONDED! BY FUCKING! EDIOTS!