Scout Troop Alpha Season 1: Killing Spree

Scout Troop Alpha

Episode 2: Killing Spree

(4 Covenant soldiers, Aisha, Cole, Omre, and Captain Zantar, are at the highest area in the Headlong area. They only have 2 Banshees and they must find out who will go down.)

Omre: Damn I missed him. Oh well, what were you saying Captain?

Captain Zantar: Yes I am the leader, so I get one of them without question. The last one belongs to one of you. Therefore you must prove yourself worthy to escape into the lands below.

Aisha, Cole, Omre: [all face each other]

Aisha and Cole: Dibs!

Omre: Wait I wasn't ready!

Captain Zantar: I'm sorry Omre, but you lose. Now these two must decide who will stay and who will go.

Aisha: [looks at Cole and says fastly] Gay says what!

Cole: What? Wait….aw crap!

Captain Zantar: You know the drill Cole, no gays in my squad.

Cole: But!-

Captain Zantar: No buts! You stay here with Omre and we just might come back for you.

Sally, Captain Zantar: [Get into Banshees and fly away]

Omre: [turns to Cole] Hey are you gay?

Cole: NO I'M NOT GAY! SHUT UP!!!!!

Omre: Okay okay….are you sure?

Cole: IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I'M GONNA FREAKING KILL YOU!!!!!

Omre: Okay okay okay I'm sorry…..so how do you think we get down from here?

Cole: *lets out long sigh* I don't know…do you think we should jump down?

Omre: No it's definitely too high. We need a Banshee to get down. Since Zantar and Aisha took them, it looks like we are stuck here.

Cole: I guess so….so what you want to do?

Omre: Hmm…..I say we sing!

Cole: What?!?

Omre: 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer! Take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall!-

Cole: My God what is that?!?! I can't take it anymore! [jumps off ] Aaaaaaaah! [hits the ground]

Omre: Wow…that actually worked, now to find a way down and-

Cole: [yells] Hey Omre! I'm perfectly fine! Just jump down!

Omre: Damn it *jumps down* Aaaaaaah *hits the ground* Wow that was stressful.

Cole: Well now that we are down here, we might as well…wait….do you hear that?

Omre: Yeah….it sounds like gun fire.

Cole: Hey look over there! (Camera points to Garland shooting at random things)

Omre: It's a Spartan! What do we do?

Cole: Ok stay calm…now what were we taught to do?

Omre: To kill Spartans!

Cole: Right….now do we have any idea on how to do that?

Omre: Umm….do we shoot them with our weapons?

Cole: I'm not sure…..but it's worth a shot. Ok ready (Cole and Omre point towards Garland) aim….fire!

Cole, Omre: [shoots hundreds of shots, all missing completely miss, without Garland noticing]

Garland: [runs off]

Omre: Crap! We missed! Maybe next time we should try aiming.

Cole: Wow that was harder than I thought, but I know we can do better if we work as a team next time ok? Together!

Omre: Um….that sounded really gay.

Cole: SHUT UP! [Hits Omre]

Omre: Ok fine but jeez…you need anger management though.

Cole: Oh just shut up. Let's go find Aisha and Zantar.

(Scene cuts to Jackson and Lucas riding in the Warthog and hitting Garland)

Jackson: Jesus Christ! Did we just hit Garland?

Lucas: Yep….you sure did.

Jackson: Well is he dead?

Garland: [stands back up] Awe man…I think I'm ok.

Lucas: Well that's fine and all but where the hell have you been?

Garland: Oh I was having lots of fun shooting things. I even saw pretty pink needles fly over me!

Lucas, Jackson: [look at each other]

Lucas: Um…Garland, I don't think I should tell you but knowing Jackson he is just gonna say it.

Jackson: Yah Garland you were being attacked.

Garland: What?!?! Holy crap holy crap holy crap! [jumps around and starts shooting]

Lucas: Whoa hey calm down ok. You are with us now so you are safe.

Garland: Are you kidding me? Chances are there are more of them out there! We are all gonna die! It's the end of the world as we know it!!!

Jackson: Oh shut up will you? We are not going to die. We have a Warthog. We are pretty much invincible compared to just a few Covenants. What's the worst that could happen?

Omre, Cole: [Come out of hiding with better weapons]

Omre: Ok aim this time ok?

Cole: Gotcha.

Jackson: Holy crap it's the Covenants! We are gonna die!

Lucas: Quick Garland, get on the gunner position. I'll drive us out of here!

Garland: [gets on gunner position] Step on it!

Jackson: Not without the proper driving music!

Lucas: We don't have time for this! They are gaining on us!

Garland: Just shut up and drive!

Lucas: [starts to drive towards the garage] I think we are gonna lose them!

Lucas, Garland, Jackson: [arrive at the garage and walk up the ramps into the upper levels]

Lucas: Ok if we just stay here and be quiet, we'll be ok. I think we lost them back there.

(Camera switches to Omre and Cole)

Omre: Where do you think they are?

Cole: I'm not sure, but I have the feeling we are being watched.

Omre: *turns around to face Cole* Uuuuh….

Cole: There's someone right behind me isn't there….

Amber: DIE!!! [Hits Cole and knocks him out]

Omre: Please have mercy!

Amber: [knocks Omre out]