Scout Troop Alpha Season 1: Let's Bring the Boys Back Home

Scout Troop Alpha

Episode 7: Let's Bring the Boys Back Home

Jackson: So have you come up with a plan to save them yet? It's been 3 months already. I think they might be dead.

Amber: No not yet. It's hard having 2 groups of enemies who are out to kill you. I think I'm almost done figuring it out though.

Jackson: That's good. I'm going out on watch duty to make sure they aren't spying on us. [walks out of room]

Amber: Now that he's gone. [Turns around] If I can tie him up and put him on train tracks, then I can force him to be with me!

Jackson: [calling from outside] what was that?

Amber: Nothing! Just brainstorming!

(In Scout Troop Beta's hideout)

Commander Gallant: Colonel, I don't think it's safe to keep him as our hostage anymore.

Colonel Melissa: How come?

Commander Gallant: Well you two seem to be getting a little close. Remember what happened last week?

(Goes to a flashback)

Colonel Melissa: So what's your name?

Lucas: I'm Private Derek Lucas.

(Flashback ends)

Colonel Melissa: All I did was ask for his name.

Commander Gallant: Still, it's time we let him go.

Colonel Melissa: Ok. Hey Lucas, you can leave now.

Lucas: [comes out of other room] really? Ok well see you later guys. [Walks away]

Colonel Melissa: Bye!

Commander Gallant: Shut up! This is what I was talking about!

Colonel Melissa: What are you talking about? All I said was “bye”.

Commander Gallant: Yes, but he is with the enemy, so he can't be trusted,

Colonel Melissa: Then why did you let him go?

Commander Gallant: Uuuh….shoot. Well let's go after him.

Colonel Melissa: Smooth one sir.

(Back at Scout Troop Alpha's hideout)

Lucas: [walks up to Jackson] Hey dude, what's up?

Jackson: Hey Lucas, just looking for…*looks at Lucas*

Lucas: What?

Jackson: What the hell are you doing back here?

Lucas: Oh, well the decided to let me go.

Jackson: Oh, that's cool.

Lucas: Did you guys ever get Garland back?

Jackson: Nope.

Lucas: Well do you plan on ever getting him back?

Jackson: No, but chances are we'll get him back anyway.

Garland: [walks up] Heeey guys? I'm back!

Jackson: Told you so.

Lucas: Well how'd you get back here anyway?

Garland: It wasn't too hard. All I did was just sing and aggravate the crap out of them for 3 months, and they let me go.

Jackson: Why didn't they just kill you?

Garland: Well let's just say they found a surprise in their weapons.

(Flashbacks)

Captain Zantar: Who the hell put cheese in our weapons!

(Flashback ends)

Jackson: Where did you get cheese from?

Garland: I found it.

Lucas: Found it where? There isn't cheese for million of miles! They don't sell cheese here!

Garland: Or do they?

Jackson: No they don't.

Garland: Well….so!

Lucas: Ah screw it. Where is Amber anyway?

Jackson: She's inside, working on a plan to help you guys out.

Lucas: Ok, I'll go check in then. [Walks inside]

Garland: Yeah me too [walks inside]

Lucas: Hey Amber, we're back.

Amber: Huh? How'd you guys get back?

Lucas: It's a long boring story, so what do we do now?

Amber: Well, I haven't gotten that far yet.

Garland: So now we just…chill out?

Amber: Yep, at least until I think of something.

Garland: Hurray! We can go back to being lazy again! Just like the old days!

Lucas: Crap, which means that…

Garland: Hey Lucas, wanna hear a song?

Lucas: Nooooo!

Jackson: [walks in] Hey um guys? The Covenants are here.

Garland: [gasps] what do they want?

Jackson: They want us to surrender and declare that humans suck.

Lucas: Well that's original. Anyone have a plan?

Jackson: Umm….send Garland out as a negotiator?

Amber: Works for me!

Garland: Crap, there is no way this will end well.