Scout Troop Alpha Season 1: When All Plans Backfire Then Refire

Scout Troop Alpha

Episode 8: When All Plans Backfire Then Refire

Garland: What do you expect me to say to them! They're gonna shoot my head off the first chance they get!

Lucas: Garland just relax! Now let's think of the possible solutions. 1. You could be shot, 2. You could somehow outsmart them into leaving, or 3. You could just do nothing and let someone else handle it.

Garland: [thinks about it] I like your second option better. I mean, it's just 4 Covenant Elites, who else could there possibly be?

(Elsewhere nearby)

Melissa: [looking through sniper] I've got them in my sights sir. It seems that the Covenants are planning on surrendering to Scout Troop Alpha….or it's the other way around [puts sniper away]

Gallant: I see, let's move closer to see what they are up to. [Walks closer along with Melissa]

Zantar: This is your last warning; declare that humans suck so we can kill you.

Omre: Don't you mean “or”?

Zantar: Fine, declare that humans suck OR we'll kill you.

Jackson: Attention Covenants! We are sending out a negotiator to resolve this!

Garland: Um…hey guys, what's up?

Aisha: Don't stall human! Give us what we want!

Garland: [looks as Amber]

Amber: Don't worry; just say what we told you to say.

Garland: I just wanted to say that….Covenants suck ass! [Runs back inside]

Jackson: Hell yeah that was badass man!

Garland: You think so? I think I could do better; hold on a second [walks back outside] hey aliens! You guys suck and I did all of your mothers last night!

Jackson: Oooh burn dude!

Lucas: We are so dead.

Garland: Hey look at me! I'm a stupid little alien who thought that he could help kill of the human race! Well guess what buddy! We aren't going anywhere, and we are gonna kick your fagity asses all over the place!

All Covenants: [long pause]

Amber: Um…Garland? That last part wasn't really necessary. I think you just screwed up over.

Garland: Pfft, what are they gonna do? Kill us?

All Covenants: [raise weapons]

Garland: Uh oh, run!

All Spartans: [run inside]

All Covenants: [fire weapons]

Zantar: Sally, Salar, infiltrate the building. There is no way they are leaving here alive.

Cole: What about me sir?

Zantar: You can-wait you aren't talking in that really annoying way anymore and you aren't acting gay!

Cole: Sorry sir, I had a cold.

Zantar: Makes sense. Cole, you stay here and make sure no one leaves. [Runs inside]

Gallant: [still hidden] looks like they left one all alone. Melissa, I want you to take him out!

Melissa: Roger that [pulls out sniper rifle and aims it at Cole's head] wait a minute, I'm out of ammo!

Gallant: Didn't I tell one of those rednecks to bring the ammunition?

Melissa: They died.

Gallant: Oh…we'll need to contact command for more recruits. We'll take care of these scumbags later [runs off with Melissa]

Amber: Lucas! Give my covering fire! They are starting to break in! Garland, I need grenade support! Throw some down there!

Garland: No problem! [Throws grenades]

Covenants: [stop firing weapons]

Jackson: Did we beat them?

Zantar: [walks up behind Jackson] not quite.

Jackson: Wait, if you were down there, how'd you get up here?

Zantar: Plot device.

Jackson: You clever bastards!

Aisha, Omre: [walk up ramps]

Lucas: Guys, they have us surrounded. It was nice knowing you.

(Grenade flies through window)

Zantar: Uh oh

[Grenade explodes]

Amber: Everyone run!

All Spartans: [run out into the open]

Amber: That should keep them distracted.

Garland: What the hell was that?

Amber: Just a friend. Hey Blake you can come out now.

Blake: Hey Amber, hey guys.

Lucas: Who's this?

Amber: This is my friend Blake, we go way back. Luckily he got here just in time.

Blake: Oh it's nothing. Well I have other assignments to do. I'll catch you all later [runs off]

Jackson: Well let's get moving. We have to find another place to crash before they know what happened.