A fictional and funny diary of a young man of inderterminate age. There is much more to be writtten, this is just a snippet

Not a story, but a long palindrome I was working on just for fun. All real English words and Acronyms but doesn't really make sense. FOr anyone who doesn't know, a palindrome reads the same back to front as it does front to back.

I re-submitted this story (or rather the story so far) as I have edited it quite a bit since the first draft. This is going to turn out to be quite a project, as I have already fixed upon various plot twists and turns. I hope you enjoy it. As I add to it I'll update on PD. Enjoy!

We've all received these kind of Emails. Maybe some of you out there can empathize.

For millenia men have strived to understand women. They have baffled us for so long, I thought it was time to reveal a few of woman's more closely guarded secrets.

The tobacco industry gets a vicious padding for the harm they are doing to the health of the nation. I think the greasy fast food franchises should get the same.

Two limericks I wrote when I was just nine... about three centuries ago.

Just poking a little fun at the culinary oddities that can be enjoyed (sic) in my motherland. No offense intended.

A quick little depressing poem about how we need to savour every second we live, because life goes by so quick!

Here I have taken bona fide words from the dictionary and added my own definitions. Hope you like some of them...

After writing the VERY short limerick "Chernobyl National Park", I decided I'd stay on a similar theme, reminding ourselves of the terrible hurt we have caused our world, particularly how we have soiled it and all but used up her non-renewable resources such as fossil fuels. This one is entitled "Grave New World", a little play on words (Aldous Huxley wrote a book called "Brave New World"). Hope you enjoy it, even if it is a little bleak.

Here is a rare thing: a deadly serious limerick. Forgive me if this blurb is considerably longer than the poem itself, but an explanation is necessary for those readers who are too young to remember the disaster which occured in the Ukraine on the 26th April 1986. On that date, there was an explosion in a major nuclear power plant equivalent to 150 Hiroshimas. Hundreds of thousands of people lost their lives. This is by far tragic enough. However, a lot of people give little thought to how such manmade catastrophies affect not only the human race but also the natural world around us. This limerick sums it up in simple words.

I could never hope to come close to the genius of Theodor "Dr. Seuss" Geisel, but I like to try and emulate his style in my poetry for children. Here is a little thing about an inventor who could have made a name for himself if he only had the correct materials!

A little romantic poem any of you are free to use on your significant other on Valentine's Day :)

This is the title poem of my humourous poetry book for children.

Just a quicky

Another one for the kids. A very different twist on the Jack and Jill fable.

This is one of a series of humourous poems I did for children.

This is one of a series of humourous poems I did for children.

One of a series of humourous poems I did for children.